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Tuesday 17 July 2012

The Big Dig

Well i've finally found something that i'm good at... BREAKING STUFF!  The garage was taken down without major incident.  I'm sure that whomever originally built the garage was from my grandfather's generation as was evident by the excessive use of nails (approx. 1 nail per 1.5 inches).

Goodbye rat poop!


Platypus

What was really interesting was that we discovered that the garage was built on top of an ancient alien starship!  Who knew that Earth was once ruled by alien overlords?  I suspect that the platypus was the result one of their many genetic experiments.  Michael Bay, the hack director who ruined the Transformer franchise being another.







Right now you should be humming along to the music from Raiders of the Lost Ark... no not the Indiana Jones theme you idiot... the music when Indy was in the map room using the staff/amulet to show the location of the Well of Souls where the Ark of the Covenant was found.




The above photos is what led Robinsby Acres to become a temporary archaeological dig site.  It was here we discovered the roof of the alien vessel.  However the aliens had obviously booby trapped the ship as when we tried to enter, we experienced some torrential rains and our land became a swimming pool... perhaps in an attempt at creating breeding grounds for the platypus?




3 comments:

  1. TheMightyTrasheap18 July 2012 at 02:29

    I'm pleased to see that, as in all archaeological digs, you found - a series of small walls! Eddie Izzard does a good skit on it (c:
    xxx

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  2. First, I think it's really impressive that you finished removing the entire garage! That was a huge task.
    Second, I can't believe you didn't post a picture of what the back yard looks like now!
    You had an old garage that you took down and a blog where you talk about the taking it down and you even post some related and unrelated pictures but not one of what you actually did? I feel like I missing something...
    And what did that dumpster end up costing after the weigh in?

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  3. Hey! I'd still love to see a few more pictures of the dig site and of the whole backyard now that the beast (and poo) is gone.
    It would be cool to see the evolution of:
    Garage, no garage, new shed, new grass or garden, etc...

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